Thursday, April 9, 2009

A resemblance?

I see a resemblance. They are both little monsters. My little monster has managed to piss on almost all furniture we own, both couches, the green banana chair. He has pissed on two pillows. He's crapped in every room at least twice. He has chewed on the wood at the bottom of the banister, two different floor boards and a wall. Yes, ladies and gentleman, a wall, a corner to be more specific. He has made James's ear bleed to the point that he had blood running down his neck. He's bit my nose and made it bleed. Last night he bit two of my fingers at different times. But it was on accident, we were playing with Mr. Snugga. I love the little guy but damn man, stop chewing on the walls at least.

3 comments:

Hone Family as in Ryan and Ashley said...

What a terror! He sure is cute though.

Jaime Williams said...

Does he have toys? Has he lost his baby teeth?? Maybe you should pull them out and then he will stop chewing??

Ashley said...

Oh boy! Maybe clear plastic corner covers could help. Are there waterproof covers for furniture? Don't know what to do about the poo though. Good luck house-breaking him.