Tips for women

1. Aspire to be Barbie, she has everything.

2. If the shoe fits, buy one in every color.

3. Take life with a pinch of salt... a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

4. In need of a support group? Try cocktail hour with the girls.

5. When life gets you down, just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

6. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.

7. Don't get your knickers in a knot, it solves nothing; and makes you walk funny.

8. When life gives you lemons, turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.

Amen sista!